Posted onAuthorChris BauerComments Off on MERCH: Bad Merch from Good Movies
Star Trek Urn
Even if I kinda like Star Trek and my life is pretty lame, I still wouldn’t allow my ashes to be plopped into this. Would you?
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Jar jar Binks Lollipop
Never buy your kids (or anyone!) this disturbingly sexual Jar Jar Binks lollipop. Sicko.
Indy’s Luxurious Hat
Are you willing to waste $975 on this fedora? Adventurebilt encourages buyers to visit the studio for an hour “during which we can have a good conversation about your hat over a cup of coffee or a glass of whisky and a good cigar.” No thanks.
Jacket looks nice but… seriously? $500? Is Brad Pitt included in the package?
The Passion of the Christ’s Official Nails
The makers of The Passion of the Christ merchandise write on their website, “Our mission is to reach the world with the message of hope … ” Apparently, this message of hope is best expressed by wearing sterling-silver necklaces shaped like the nails used to kill Jesus.
James Bond’s Eternal Flame
In 1962, Dr. No launched the James Bond franchise and this $36 candle is one of the items. I know right? How manly!
Alice in Wonderland’s Versace Shoes
These Alice in Wonderland-inspired Versace shoes cost $1,195. What??? They’d have to pay ME if they want me to wear these shoes.
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Alternative Press has a great post about the real deal of merch price matching. Price matching is a practice in which the headlining band on a tour set the merch prices. If that band sell their custom printed t-shirts for $40, every other band on the bill must comply with that price. It insures that […]
Before anything else, check out this really awesome video about t-shirts: Too awesome, isn’t it? I dunno if it’s related to my whole post but I just can’t help but share this video. Well, at the very least, the vid might have convinced you to make cool shirts for your band or it might have […]