The Passion of the Christ’s Official Nails

MERCH: Bad Merch from Good Movies

Star Trek Urn movie-merch-unique-startrek Even if I kinda like Star Trek and my life is pretty lame, I still wouldn’t allow my ashes to be plopped into this. Would you?

Jar jar Binks Lollipop

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Indy’s Luxurious Hat

movie-merch-unique-indiana-jones Are you willing to waste $975 on this fedora? Adventurebilt encourages buyers to visit the studio for an hour “during which we can have a good conversation about your hat over a cup of coffee or a glass of whisky and a good cigar.” No thanks.

The Fight Club Uniform

movie-merch-expensive-fight-club-uniform Jacket looks nice but… seriously? $500? Is Brad Pitt included in the package?

The Passion of the Christ’s Official Nails

movie-merch-passion-of-christ-silver-necklace The makers of The Passion of the Christ merchandise write on their website, “Our mission is to reach the world with the message of hope … ” Apparently, this message of hope is best expressed by wearing sterling-silver necklaces shaped like the nails used to kill Jesus.

James Bond’s Eternal Flame

movie-merch-james-bond-candle In 1962, Dr. No launched the James Bond franchise and this $36 candle is one of the items. I know right? How manly!

Alice in Wonderland’s Versace Shoes

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